News Flash

Boy, are you people ripping me in the comments about my last post. So, here's the real truth...

Woody's not a real woodpecker
Bugs isn't a real bunny
and Mickey's not a real mouse.

Sure, their movies are real enough and the loyalty we feel toward them is as well but if you prick them... they do not bleed.

Now if you want someone real to latch onto, there's always Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. I hear the Tooth Fairy is pretty cool, too.