The Host with the Most

I've been checking several different web hosts and do you know what I've figured out? They all suck. It's sort of like cell phone companies. They all suck but some suck less than others. They all cost about the same but some give you more drive space/bandwidth than others. The package of features you want most simply cannot be found in the configuration you want (at least, not without paying extra). And service ranges from barely adequate to f-ing terrible.

If I can scrounge up the money I think I'm going to just stay put for another year.