Joe Needs...

I got this off my sister's site who got it from someone else... I normally wouldn't post this and just file it as a curiosity but the second entry made me giggle.

Here's how it works: go to Google, type in "[your name] needs", and see what comes up. Here were my ten top results:

1. Joe Needs a date
2. Joe Needs toilet training
3. Joe Needs a double
4. Joe Needs to regroup after loss
5. Joe Needs an editor
6. Joe Needs to go
7. Joe Needs your help!
8. Joe Needs food badly
9. Joe Needs the American people to listen
10. The last thing Joe Needs is more bad luck