"Who is that?"
"It's me, your camera."
"Uh huh. What do you want?"
"I want to come out and play."
"But it's almost dark out. You need light to work, don't you?"
"Ah, but there's the challenge. Let's go out and see what happens..."
When people think of night shots in photography, this is probably similar to the image that comes to mind.
I took up the challenge and came up with some pretty good shots, I think. (click any image to bigify)
Oh, alright, here are some obligatory time exposure traffic shots.