[Insert Witty Title Here]

[Insert eloquent, humorous and thought provoking blog entry here]

(await numerous laudatory comments)

Yeah, Right!

I like the stage too much... I'm not going anywhere.

TOO...F***ING...FUNNY!!!

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

Be sure to also check out the "Friends of Skippy" page. The "Army" page is good for an extended guffaw, too.

It Just Fits

I was playing with some of the toys over at quiz Galaxy. When this one came up, it just begged to be posted.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

(according to a different quiz, I'll be missed by Mr. Potatohead)

Bumper Snickers

Okay, I was playing around at Blogthings and this one just begged to be posted...

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Come to the darkside, we have cookies

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

Errant Thought

Why did my new socks come packaged in a zipper-seal puuch? Is Hanes afraid they're going to spoil?

Spelling A La Spam

From what I am reasonably sure was a variant of the Nigerian scam (my rich royal father died, my family is in exile, send $ so I can get our millions out of the bank and I'll give you a %), here was the opening sentence...

It will please me if you can spear your time an go through this mail carefully,

You want me to impail my watch?